Braun Jovi
In a rousing development, MLB.com has learned that Ryan Braun, much like Braun Jovi in the "Living on a Prayer" video, has telekinetic powers.This rare talent is clearly illustrated in the photo to the right.
Perhaps this explains his ability to make baseballs soar hundreds of feet with uncanny ease.
By the way, why is it always "uncanny"? Can it ever be just "canny"? I believe it canny.
Braunspeed,
Dean
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