Russell Braunyan

braunboblehead.jpg Like many great Americans, Braun Connery is simultaneously dominating everything in sight, making those around him better and giving back to the people.

Earlier today, Pope Braun Paul II overcame an excruciating inner-ear infection to homer on his very own bobblehead day while empowering fellow slugging third baseman/corner outfielder Russell Braunyan to launch his third homer in seven games since joining the Brew Crew.

Braunspeed,

Dean

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